You Can't Be Normal

So, I've come to conclusion. You can't be normal. That is, you can't be normal and expect to get on American Idol. I don't care if your voice is better than Beyonce's.......you are going to fail.

But before I give you all the dirty details about Miss Cupcake failing in the music business, I thought I would tell you a little about my trip to the city.

I don't know if you can see what that says...but that, my friends, is Chelsea Market! Yes, this is where Rachel Ray films her shows! I was trying to contrive a plan to invade the top floors of this establishment, but I failed (I've been having a habit of that lately ;) Also, there where signs all over for the VIPs of Iron Chef to go a certain way. I saw the elevator open and some people wearing badges go up. Oh how I wish I was a midget! Only then could have I slipped in without anyone noticing. But other than failing, there where some very interesing stores inside!

LIKE THIS PLACE! YAY! I'm not going to lie, I kind of hyper ventilated! It was super cute, and I finally realized that if I was in NYC and had a bakery, I could sooo make money off what I do. There where a gift set of 6 cookies for $47. Are you kidding me? Sign me up! (Oh and 2.75 a cupcake?) Yes.

Yes, Magnolia. Do you really think that I could go to the city a leave without them? No, no can do. These are heaven in the form of a butter-infested glob of sugar.

So, this is basically how it happened.

You wait for hours upon hours to get a seat. Not an audition, a seat. Not necessarily a sure thing that you would get an audition. Then you return at a horific hour in the morning to film 8,000 scenes of the same thing, and audition at tables for 15 seconds. Then you fail, it's inevitable...and I would do it again in a heartbeat.

Here are the next set of failures. I was talking to those people from my seat. "Just leave now, you are going to fail." I was trying to be positive about the situation :)

Then there was my friend, Chiquita. However, although the disturbing dance moves were quite impressive, the banana did not make it. It was the only disturbing character who didn't move on. Those that did? Superwoman, Joker, a sad excuse for a dancer, and an 11 year old. I'm telling you, I'm going dressed like Betty Crocker next year. I will sing Patty Cake...and give them all cupcakes.

Luckily, I met this amazing girl also named Lawyrn. Her voice was outstanding, yet she also failed (it was a reoccuring theme) I was happy to spend 8 hours of waiting with her.

Yes, I have come to the conclusion that the only way to describe this show is stated above. We are all a bunch of idiots. It's true, but like I said, I would do it all again.

PS Ryan Seacrest stands on a stool to film E news. Not just any stool, a solid 15 inches high. BAHAHAHA. (I witnessed this from 5ft away....and let me say, I didn't mind ;)